HEY HEY!

Email from May 18, 2010

DISCLAIMER:
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A TEMPORARILY ONE ARMED PERSON... PLEASE EXCUSE ANY ERRORS OR MISTAKES... THANK U!

DEAR FAMILY,
THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE SHORT BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF TYPING WITH ONE HAND... MY ARM IS HURTING PRETTY BAD TODAY!!

OH BOY... WHAT A WEEK!! SOME OF THE HIGHLIGHTS WERE...

AN ANTI LESSON!! THESE PEOPLE WERE "CONCERNED FOR OUR SALVATION", AND TRIED TO SHOW US THAT THE BOM IS FALSE AND THAT GOD DOESN'T NEED TO SPEAK TO US TODAY... WELL BUDDY... I HATE TO TURN THE TABLES... BUT I'M CONCERNED FOR YOUR SALVATION!!!!!! THEY BROUGHT UP SOME INTERESTING POINTS... MOST I'D HEARD BEFORE... SO I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A COME-BACK! we didn't exactly GET TO THE POINT OF BIBLE BASHING... BUT NEEDLESS TO SAY... WE'RE NOT GOING BACK!!

THE UNWRITTEN RULES... NOW WRITTEN!! WE ARE GETTING A LOT OF NEW RULES FROM PRESIDENT IN PREPARATION FOR PRES COLLINS... RULES ARE FUN FUN FUN!!

TRACTING! WE HAD 42 LESSONS LAST WEEK... AND 39 THIS WEEK. THAT MEANS MEETING SOME INTERESTING PEOPLE!! LOTS OF ATHEISTS AND PEOPLE WHO ARE EITHER "NOT INTERESTED" OR "COMFORTABLE" (BTW... THAT'S A BAD SPOT TO BE IN!!)

PENTECOSTALS.... WHAT INTERESTING PEOPLE!! THIS ONE GUY WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE HEARS THE DEMONS WALKING HIS STREET... AND THAT HE SAW THEM A COUPLE OF TIMES... AND ONE TIME HE MADE THEM MAD... AND THEY RAN ON HIS ROOF AND PUNCHED SOME HOLES IN IT!!

WELL... THAT'S WEEK IN A NUTSHELL!! HAVE A GREAT WEEK FAMILY!! AND REMEMBER I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

LOVE,
SISTER ALEX SMITH

THEY SAY A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS!!


A MOUSE WE CAUGHT

ME AND MY COMP AT THE WYLIE HOUSE MUSEUM

MY BEAUTIFUL SPLINT

ME CHANGING A LIGHTBULB

ME DRYING MY HANDS WITH A NEW TOWEL