DEAR FAM...

DEAR FAM...
I'M DOING WELL AND HOPE U R 2... TYPING W/ 1 FINGER IS FUN :) THIS WEEK WAS SWEET! WED WE HAD AN AWESOME DAY, WE MET WITH EDIE AND THE 1ST THING SHE SAID TO US WAS "GIRLS, I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING... I NEED TO QUIT SMOKING!!". WE HAVEN'T EVEN TAUGHT HER THE W.O.W!! SHE'S THE SWEETEST LADY! WE HAD AN APP. W/ HER LATER IN THE WEEK, AND WE TOOK S. LEONARD W/ US, AND THEY BONDED SO WELL... THEY GREW UP IN THE SAME NEIGHBORHOOD, AND S. LEONARD TAUGHT 2 OF EDIE'S SISTERS!! EDIE INVITED THEM TO THE NEXT LESSON AND EDIE SAID SIS L HADS 2 COME... WOULDN'T THAT B COOL IF THEY ALL LEARNED ABOUT THE GOSPEL?? MEMBER FELLOWSHIPPING IS THE BEST!! WE ALSO HAD A RC WHO HAS BEEN IN JAIL CALL US TO SEE IF WE COULD COME DO BIBLE STUDY WITH HER...SHE IS AWESOME!! AND SHE AND HER MOM & DAD (ALL RC'S... HER HUSBAND IS GOING 2 START LISTENING SOON 2!!) CAME 2 CHURCH... FOR 2 WEEKS IN A ROW!! WE'VE BEEN HAVING A PROBLEM WITH RC GOING LA... I THINK 2 OUT OF 8-9 ARE ACTIVE... AND THEY'VE ALL BEEN BAPTIZED IN THE LAST YEAR!! SIGH WE ALSO HAD A COOL WEEK WITH THE YSA... 2 KIDS BROUGHT FRIENDS 2 CHURCH AND A LA ELDERS SMITH/CARSKADDON ARE WORKIN WITH CAME... SHE IS OUR NEW BEST FRIEND!! SHE LOVES US!!! SHE IS PRETTY AWESOME... GUESS WHAT... THE YSA COVERS 3 STAKES... SO OUR AREA IS THAT BIG!!! THAT'S CRAzY CONSIDERING OUR MISSION ONLY COVERS 8 STAKES!! FUNNY THING... THEY SAID 1 WAY U CAN TELL IF THE MISSINARIES ARE DOING THEIR JOB IS BY THE SMELL OF SMOKE IN THE CHURCH... GUESS WE'RE DOING SOMETHIN RIGHT!! BUT I REALLY HATE THE SMELL OF POT... IT MAKES ME SO NAUSEATED...AND THE MEDICINE MAKES ME NAUSEATED ANYWAYS...SIGH... I'LL GET OVER IT!!! OH FYNNY STORy!! SO I WAS TALKING TO THE DISTRICT LEADER.. AND HE ASKED HOW I WAS FEELING, I TOLD HIM, AND HE SAIDF "YOU'LL GET OVER IT ..." AND HE STOPPED BECASUSE THAT WASN'T VERY NICE SO HE CHANGED IT TO, "I'M SURE YOU'LL GET BETTER SOON... BUT WE HEARD HIM SAY IT... AND WE LAUGHED SO HARD!!, AND WE TOLD HIM THAT THAT ISN'T A VERY GOIOD THING 2 SAY TO HIS FUTURE WIFE... A MISSION IS THEW BEST PREP FOR MARRIAGE... WHO KNEW!! YOU GET TO SERVE THE LORD AND PREPARE 4 MARRIAGE ALL AT ONCE!! SWEETNESS!! WELL... NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED BESIDES THE CAR WRECK AT 9:15 ON WED NITE, DR ON THURSDAY, DISTRICT MEETING AND SLEEP ON FRIDAY...SAT SIS RICH CAME 2 B W/ ME SO S. JENSON COULD GET OUT, AND I GHOT ABOUT 10-15 LETTERS FROM LAWYERS WHO WANT ME 2 SUE OR AT LEAST WANT 2 REP ME ION COURT... AND THEY ONLY WANT A SMALL PIECE... 33.333% OF THE PROCEEDINGS... AND THE CONSULTATION IS FREE!!!!! I TOLD THE ASSISTANTS AND ELDER WEST GOT THE BIGGEST KICK OUT OF IT... I GUESS THEY (ELDERS SNOW &WEST) CAME UP W/ 30 REASONS I SHOULD SUE, AND ELDER SNOW DECIDED THAT MY ARM IS WORTH 75 MILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE IT'S MY CARRER AND LIFE... AND THEY ONLY WANT A COUPLE MILLION EACH FOR ASSISTING, AND E. WEST SAID HE'LL REPRESENT ME IN COURT... SO A FEW MORE MILLIOIN THERE ...SIS. JENSON CHARGES $150 AN HOUR FOR TAKING CARE OF ME... AND SHE'S DONE SUCH A GREAT JOB... SHE'S EVEN WASHED AND DONE MY HAIR A LOT... SO IT'S LOOKING LIKE I WON' GET MUCH AFTER IT'S ALLPAID OFF AND AFTER TAXES... BUT MAYBE WE COULD GET A NEW HOUSE IN PARADISE AND A GRAND PIANO, AND A COUPLE OF TRIPS TO THE BAHAMAS WITH IT... I DON'T KNOW YET.,... E. WEST IS TAKIN CARE OF IT... IT'S FUNNY... ALL OF THE MISSIONARIES WHO ASK ME HOW I'M DOING ALWAYS ASK ABOUT MY PIANO PLAYING AMD HOW MY HAND/FINGERS ARE DOING.. THEY'RE PRETTY SWOPLLEN AND STIFF AT THE MOMENT, BUT THEY'RE GETTING BETTER!!... GUESS THEY REALLY LIKE THE PIANO PLAYING... ANYAYS... AN UNEVENTFUL WEEK... HOPEFULLYYOU CAN UNDERSTAND THIS EMAIL... HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK... I DON'T THIMK YOU COULD HAVE A FUNNER WEEK THEN I HAVE... WHO KNEW A MISSION WAS GOING 2 B SUCH AN ADVENTURE????????????? LOVE U ALL!!!

LOVE SISTER SMITH
P.S. HOPE U CAN READ THIS GIANT RUN ON PARAGRAPH!!! AND IGNORE THE SPELLING MISTAKJES.... TYPING W/ 1 FINGER IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS... I THINK I NEED A NAP NOW!!!!